Dad: Here I brought you a chicken.
Me: Um, great, thanks. Why?Dad: 'Cause you like chicken.
Me: True... is it a live chicken?Dad: That is literally the dumbest question you've ever asked in your life.
[-- ed: if ONLY that were true.] Also, I brought you some trail mix. I don't like it. It has too many nuts.
Me: ...? It's trail mix, dad, it's mostly nuts.
Dad: That's why I don't want it. I mostly liked the M&M's.
Me: Then just buy a bag of M&M's.Dad: That's unhealthy.
Me: Then buy a bag of peanut M&M's and dump some raisins in the bag.Dad: I'm TOTALLY going to do that! Brilliant.
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Were it anyone else, it would be a dumb question. With your father it was perfectly reasonable.
I was actually wondering about the state of the chicken myself. So who's the dumb one NOW, Denny?
Wait. Crap.
THANK you! I didn't think it was even a remotely dumb question with him. You just NEVER know with Denny.
Also, I have NO idea why he keeps bringing me food. It's nice of him, but it's not like I don't go to the store twice a week.
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