Saturday, February 28, 2009

Lainey Appreciation Day!




So, today’s my birthday. I’m 39, which is kind of old, but honestly I’m ok with that. Partially, because I don’t really look old and partially because I don’t really feel old. Oh and partially because a really cute 29-year-old guy is coming over tonight to celebrate with me. And by “celebrate with me”, I mean “have the sexy time with me”. You’re never too old to be a slutty, slutty ho!

This year has been pretty good. I ended a really emotionally (and financially) draining relationship and feel better than I’ve felt in years. Things are busy, but not crazy at work and that’s refreshing and reassuring. Job security is far more important to me than it’s ever been and the idea of being unemployed and having to interview with bitches like me is a something I’d rather not have to deal with. I’ve “met” some AWESOME people this year through Pajiba and Facebook and blogging. I’ve had the privilege of really getting to know some fantastically funny and sweet people. And Sarina. (Kidding, Giggles!) Seriously, y’all are just great and have made me so glad that I decided to do this. And I’m glad I haven’t told any of my real life people about it, so I have the freedom to talk smack about fucking morons at work and my socially retarded family.

Hmm, what else? Not much actually. My life is pretty quiet. Dull even, but honestly I’m ok with that. Partially because I’m old…

PS: My dad got me the hat above. He bought it because it was “festive” and I didn’t have to just wear it on my birthday, I could wear it anytime during the birthday season. That’s what he said.

HAAA, kidding. He didn't. But really, would anyone have been surprised if he had?

PPS: So, turns out, I didn't really have much to say. Dull isn't as interesting as I had hoped...

8 comments:

meaux said...

Heehee, sounds like you have a fun birthday evening ahead, chickie. Enjoy your sexy time!

Jeremy Feist said...

SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

There is no friggin' way you're 39! 29, maybe, but not 39. Now y'all are just fucking with me. Happy Birthday, and a very merry sex-making to you!

Lainey said...

I had a wonderful birthday weekend! Thanks, meaux.

Oh Jeremy Darling, I know I act 16, but I'm actually old enough to be your mother. Christ, that's a depressing thought...

Pants said...

Hooray for cradle robbing and sluttyness, and I hope that when I turn 39 I'm half the hot you are!

Anna von Beaverplatz said...

You are so awesome, that's why your name is Awesomeface. I hope you had a good time with that young man, and I certainly hope you blog about it so the rest of us oldies (by which I mean, me) who like the young mens can live vicariously through you.

...Pretty please?

Anna von Beaverplatz said...

P.S. That hat is hilarious, and no, I certainly wouldn't be surprised to hear your dad had gotten you it, because *he* is hilarious. And awesome.

P.P.S. You are not dull! You are fascinating, and pretty!

Lainey said...

Pants, dude, you're like ELEVENTY times hotter than me, so by 39, you should still be AT LEAST half as hot as I am. Probably 3/4 even. ;) But in all seriousness, the sluttyness IS awesome!

AvB, I just want to call myself Awesomeface now. Like all the time. Lainey Awesomeface Bobainey. Suh-weet! You are too kind to me. Thank you!

Sarah Booz said...

Happy BELATED Birthday! (Because I'm slow and just catching up. I'm sorry!)