Thursday, May 7, 2009

Game, Set, Match.

The Biggest Douche Competition is over. It was a blowout.

Lainey - 1.5
Jackie - Eleventy Million


Jackie put in her 2 weeks notice today.


She accepted a job with the city. I can't blame her. It's a great job with awesome benefits, but it just breaks my heart into tiny pieces.

8 comments:

Anna von Beaverplatz said...

OH, no. That's just not right.

Girl With Curious Hair said...

She forfeiting?! Because of the FREEDOM?! Don't let her quit. I say you apply for a job with the city as well, but only to continue to the competition.

I'm sorry.

Jeremy Feist said...

Oh wow, that just sucks. Sorry Lainey! :(

Lainey said...

Thanks, guys. It sucks hard! I'm so bummed because in my stupid job, I can't really have many friends at work and Jackie is not only someone I can trust and talk to, but she's funny as hell and lets me make fun of her for being hooked on "The Hills".

Well, if nothing else maybe the search for the New Jackie will make for some good stories.

Anna von Beaverplatz said...

I just remembered this and got sad in my pants.

You tell that Jackie she made my pants sad!

Pants said...

On the upside, you get to choose your own new Jacky right? Being an HR-overlord and whatnot...

Lainey said...

AvB - I'm gonna' tell her and I may even ask her to write a personal note of apology to your pants. It's the LEAST she can do after making you saddypants.

Pants - Haaa, Pants are everywhere in this response! You're quite right. Being an overlord does give me special privileges in hiring. The problem will be finding an equally awesome NewJackie. It's going to be tough and I'm afraid it will require a lot of work and/or effort. I'm not really a fan of effort and/or work. Ew.

Figgylicious said...

Aawww, I'll miss your Jackie stories. So sad!