Wednesday, October 28, 2009

This Space for Rent...





Hi,

This is Lainey's blog, but Lainey is goofing around and/or too lazy unavoidably detained until further notice. So I, an anonymous, benevolent friend, shall provide you with a short entry.

As you may know, last week Lainey was waylaid (don't get excited, that word has nothing to do with sex [unfuckingfortunately! --ed.]) by some cold or virus disease type thing. She took quite a lot of OTC meds, and may have gotten hooked on one of them. It would explain a lot, right? She also got hooked on maple syrup, though she tries to explain it away as some sort of nutrition when accompanied by a frozen circular disk. Despite her poor diet and the d.t.s, she seems to have dragged herself into work this week, where she spends much time complaining or making observations about her co-workers and or superiors. I do assume some work gets done, as she hasn't gotten fired. And she did do all that nifty employee appreciation stuff, didn't she? But still, I'm not sure she's completely gotten her mojo back, so I'm going to recommend we have a little intervention. We'll keep it small, entice her with the smell of waffles and pretend we're all there to watch...Intervention!  She'll totally fall for it. Now while we're there, let's just go ahead and tie her to a chair until she tells us that SEX STORY; may as well kill two birds, right?

I think that's all I've got for now, please leave a comment if you'd like to be a part of the intervention and if you can bring a snack. Everything is better with snacks. [You know what makes a nice snack?  Waffles...I'm JUST saying. --ed.] I know you'll all be as happy as me when we have our girl back.

Cheerios!

[PS:  Happy No Whining Wednesday! --ed.]

10 comments:

Tracer Bullet said...

Not only will I bring waffles, I'll make them in my PowerPuff Girls waffle maker. Ka-pow!

Figgylicious said...

I'll bring the butter!

Nicolae said...

Can we do sexy things to her while she's tied up?

The Management said...

Pfft! You're addicted to maple syrup because it tastes like me.

guiltypartner said...

no, you taste like muscovy duck.

or so i dream.

jM said...

Lainey, you obviously need Many Meths stat!

Xtreme said...

I'm in, I've got a big bag of smacks packed and ready to go!

Oh, wait a sec. You said 'snacks'? Not 'smacks'? Dammit!

Deistbrawler said...

So...ummmm...gp. What do you think I taste like?

BTW...I am curious about that Sex Story we never got. It must be good.

Eyvi Sprite said...

You know what else is good with maple syrup? Crepes and fruit. Yum-my! (and the fruit really is good for Lainey!)

Nicole said...

I want the Lainey sex story!